i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
