Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Randomize
