she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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