Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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