I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
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