fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
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