There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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