Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
Randomize
