that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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