We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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