Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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