that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
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