she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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