guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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