She said her name was "party"
4 words: hood of his car
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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