Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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