She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
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