OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
Randomize
