I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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