Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
What a dumb baby whore.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
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