Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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