Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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