We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
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