Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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