No, you can still breathe under the balls.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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