Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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