Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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