Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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