She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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