that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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