Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
she woke up with a sticky ear
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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