Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
He did a backflip because drugs
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