Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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