big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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