Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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