Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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