I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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