At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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