Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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