No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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