I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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