East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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