She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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