it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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