problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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