yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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