just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
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