Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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