So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
I'm passing your future prison.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
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