I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
it's like heaven, but drunker
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
COCAINE IS GR8
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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